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[Vomitorium - Rocking head]

I dare you to pop my eyes out.

Oh wait I'm already reviewing the shit. And it rocks. The drums don't sound too lazy to me, but hey I'm no drummer am I.

I loved it, and I probably jacked off to it while being drunk.

5/5 - 10/10 - Download

Vomitorium responds:

Thx for that sweet review , keep coming here for our first real nice good brutal hardcore metal shit. (It's coming soon!) We're glad you enjoyed this!

Congratz , you've just saved your eyes!

6 billion x 2 = 12 billion
12 billion - 6 = Still 12 billion - 6 eyes to remove.

[Never Ever Again]

Wow.

I actually had an orgasm when the song sped up, right after the intro. And yes that sounds pretty much like slayer, and some other bands I'm too lazy to remember. Cheers!

5/5 or rather 666/5

GoreBastard responds:

OMGZORZ!
Cheers man! Yeah, the beginning reminds me of Iced Earth, and the rest is pure fucking Slayer, Napalm Death and Pantera! yaaaahhhhh!!!
Thanks for the fucking 666 and the fucking UUURRRGGGHHH!!!
\m/

[Brutal Fuck-Death (Vocals)]

Have I yet told you you are god?

You really are. I would actually PAY for this song if I had to! The lyrics were inventive, and executed very well. BRUTAL AS FUCK. And that's nothing compared to the guitar. A true masterpiece. Fast, brutal, sludge, everything anyone ever wanted! For fucks sake, MAKE A BAD TRACK ONCE. Or wait no, keep making this kind of shit.

By the way, check out my newest shit track. It's pretty funny, because after I uploaded it, I was told it sounded just like a megadeth song, and it does.

GoreBastard responds:

WHOOO! Awesome man! Cheers for the fucking review!!!
Yeah, I like this one, but I wish I tried harder with the vocals because they kind of suck in my opinion.
Anyway, thanks a shitload for the awesome words, and I'll check your new tune out too man!

:-)

[Vomitorium - A death repaid]

I am jacking off to this song right now

I swear. Oh and I voted 5 too!

Vomitorium responds:

haha thx!

[Vomitorium - God forbid]

GODDAMN

This is fucking better than most "real" bands! And it sounds a lot like God Forbid lmao!

5/5

Vomitorium responds:

Haha ,we're too far to make a real one, otherwise, that would be the best band ever. Haha ,i'm joking, thx for the review!

[**_burn_**]

Funny...

... how the drums sound ten times better on your piece than on mine lmao!
No seriously it's great shit, I love the speed, brutality and aggression, all those powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

5/5 dude

DarKsidE555 responds:

Thats because I spiced them a bit up. ;) Glad you like em. Captain Planet is a wuzz! :D

Thanks for the cool review man!

[<-Distortion->]

Brutal!

And that's exactly what we want isn't it! I also appreciated the solo! You're a good solo writer, or is it improvisation? Doesn't matter anyway, great track dude!

DarKsidE555 responds:

RooaR! Thx man but lol at solo writing. XD

It was just improvised, I'm not that good with solo's, more with rythm and shit. :D

Glad you enjoyed! \m/

[**_Thunder cloud_**]

*Headbangs*

Great stuff, as usual! I should try doing 2 guitars too but I can't even find a good riff for 1 guitar lol!
And I just noticed something... We have the same guitar! I have a BC Rich Warlock, and you seem to play one in your profile pic!
The main difference is that you're good lmao.

Any way keep making shit like this!

DarKsidE555 responds:

Just practice like a hell and than teh pwnage will come itself. :D

Yeah, we got nearly the same guitars. I play a b.c. rich virgo blood to be exact and of course I will spam NG with more shit like that! RoaR! \m/

[TANKMEN (bombs away!)]

Nice tune!

Sounds pretty good for tankmen dude! But it's a bit quiet, I had to turn up my volume. Aber that's not your fault, is it?
Great job mate, I hope you win the contest!

DarKsidE555 responds:

I guess I have to record my signal a bit louder but on the other site I think it's on a decent volume level. :)

As for the contest. I just hope I'll get a good result out of it. :)

Thanks for the review man!

[Freezeasy Peak Preview]

Good ol' times!

I remember this level in Banjo Kazooie, with the faggot little penguins whining! And I always sucked at that level. Oh well!

Nice remake, the song has more.. life now! Good job and keep making shit!

DSMagnum responds:

Actually, they were bears. They were annoying either way. It was one of my favorite levels in the game so I decided to remake it first.

Thanks for the review and I'm glad you liked it!