Score: 10

"Thank you so much!"

submission: Casualty in New York City

date: May 21, 2008

I'm a few days late, but it doesn't make the flash less interesting! I found it quite funny and I had been wondering what the theme would be... It's awesome! Also, it's pretty cool how I literally ROCKED NYC =P

Thanks for this flash Bahamut, and I hope I'll be able to make you a flash as well, and in time!

Score: 10

"A classic."

submission: B

date: April 4, 2008

I'm surprised I hadn't reviewed this one yet... The single most controversial flash on Newgrounds. I've enjoyed this flash movie a lot over the times it has been here, and I will continue to do so, undoubtedly. Its graphical simplicity is a pleasing to the eye, and the silence that accompanies it only emphasis the overwhelming marvelousness.

Graphics - 10 - A red Times New Roman capital B. Estimated size: 3 cm height, 2.5 cm width. Relative position (h/v): 0.37/0.4. These measures stroke with the golden ratio like no other work ever did, and is therefor the single most enjoyable graphical work ever produced.
Style - 10 - B.
Sound - 10 - Only a silence as perfect as the one in this movie is worthy of being included in it.
Violence - 10 - Just a bare eyed look at this work matches a triple rape of about 35 minutes.
Interactivity - 10 - Have fun with your B.
Humor - 10 - I lol'd.

I will now proceed and look at this masterpiece some more. You get a 5/5 and a 10/10.

Score: 9

"An awesome game!"

submission: Onslaught 2

date: August 5, 2007

This game is one of my favorite time-killers. Whenever I am bored the odds I'll play this game increase and when I finally think of it, I always feel good just because I know I am going to play it! But enough about me, on to the game itself...

The concept isn't new. Actually, this game starts from the very base of defense games, and then extends it to a complex system of combos and chains. That is something I really like about the game: you and the enemies start off weak, but throughout the game you will have to play smartly to stand a chance against the numberless waves of enemies!

The idea of combos is new to me, and makes the game even more interesting by forcing you to make decisions about which combo you'll build up next. And then, when you finish building and upgrading your turrets, you are rewarded with a moment to breath as the foes get instant-raped by your awesome combo setup.

The main downside of the game are the graphics, which are close to nothing, to be honest. Some Windows icons attacking a square full of stickmen isn't exactly top-of-the-line visualization...

Fortunately, this is greatly compensated by the amazing gameplay. 98% of the time, it feels like you control the situation perfectly. The other 2% are quite a problem though, because the turrets won't always shoot the enemy you'd want them to.

About the sound... The absence of music isn't really a problem to me, as I like to listen to my own music while playing games, but an optional background track wouldn't have been too much, at all. Also, sound effects are sometimes appreciated.

Another positive element would be the boosting turrets, which again, require a strategy if you want to optimize your defenses.

To end this review, I'll just say you deserved a big 5/5!

Score: 10

"Worthy of Lamb of God"

submission: Laid to Rest - Cover

date: July 5, 2008

I've always been a great fan of LoG, and I must say ALL of the instruments (this includes the voice) are very similar to the original ones. Great playing and screaming too, obviously. So that's a 10/10! =]

Score: 10

"I prefer the ultimate solo 3"

submission: Ultimate Guitar Solo 4

date: June 24, 2008

But this one was decent as well... What the fuck am I saying, it was fucking awesome, but I can't be arsed to write a review. FUCK YOU NEWGROUNDSSS

Score: 10

"Oh shit"

submission: Mech Assault

date: May 24, 2008

The vocals are nice, but I do think your usual death metal wank voice is better... No idea why, but yeah, this rocks too!

I heard that if you want a good singing voice, you have to drink a lot of beer and smoke a lot. So get to fucking work.