Casualty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[XTC Xtreme 4]

The best one-frame flash until now!

Dude, this is the climax that art has tried to reach for 10,000 years!! And it was made by you!! You deserve the Nobel prize for art (if that even exists, but probably not). The combination of these pieces of art gives the total an impressive Kolmogorov complexity, a complexity reaching the all-time top paintings and creations!
The music couldn't fit better, except maybe some hardcore brutal death mathcore metal... But that's what I would've used, and what am I compared to such an artist like you??
The laughing bad guys make the piece funny, the agnry faic adds terror, Mr. T and the bunny raping are too hot to be, and the green flashing dude is the hardcore touch to this wonderful piece of art (if we can still call this art, this actually gives a new name to "art"). Finally, the Times New Roman classic StrawberryClock B's give the flash a mystical and legendary touch of classic art in Flash.

Graphics - 10 - Variation, but it still fits together perfectly! I still wonder how you do it!
Style - 10 - X-Naut/XTC style, the perfection itself, as proven by the Kolmogorov complexity.
Sound - 10 - No other track would've fitted this good. It's calm, but has punch too.
Violence - 10 - Hardcore bunny rapes and Mr. T.
Interactivity - 10 - Discovering every aspect of this flash by yourself makes it interactive, without a single button.
Humor - 0 - I usually don't like serious flash movies, but this one totally changed my opinion!

All I can say after this is: MAKE MORE! WE WANT MORE! However I wonder if this will once be beaten. I don't think so.

5/5

ViceFullbuster responds:

Best. Review. Ever.

[Pico: Therapy]

IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE!!!

It would take 2 years for me to make a flash like that!! Dude, you should be put in jail and chained, so you could make flash 24 hours per day!! This movie was so awesome!

Graphics - 10 - Extremely well drawn and fits style too. You are god.
Style - 10 - I love how Pico kicked those guys asses! Especially the one flying trough the wall!
Sound - 10 - Some heavy shit. Perfect.
Violence - 13 - Violence gets 13 out of 10, and you know why.
Interactivity - 8 /Humor - 8 - REPLAY THAT SH*T! lol

I really enjoyed T.ES.S.O.N.A.S. 2 but this is even better. And I will watch this movie at least 10 times today. Keep it up!!

6/5

FleckoGold responds:

Hey...if I got paid big bucks to, then I most definately would throw myself in a cell with a hot chick and make flashes all day. Buuuuut doesn't look like that'll happen.

I think your the second person to call me god...hope he's not getting pissed. But thanks!

[t h e . d o o r]

Extremely nice and entertaining!

That was some good stuff! It has been done before, but thise had some innovating features like the splinter cell part or the girl.

Graphics - 9 - Sticks and some FBF. Normally weak, but this one was really smooth.
Style - 10 - I love the way the car disappears, and the power beams or whatever they're called.
Sound - 9 - Good effect sounds and funny music, thought it doesn't fit that good.
Violence - 9 - Violence against a wall, for sure. And yeah, kicking the girl. OR WAS IT A MAN? Hmm!
Interactivity - 1 - X/
Humor - 7 - The girl part made me laugh a bit. Even if it isn't meant to be funny.

Great submission in overall, keep making stuff!

4/5

JoshDeMilo responds:

thanks for laying it all out for me! and yeah, the girl part was definately made to be funny!

[zelda, behind the legend]

*Sniff* That's so sad!

No seriously it was a great movie! I loved how link kicked his schoolfriends' asses! Very well done.

Graphics - 9 - I like how you draw. Not that smooth, though.
Style - 10 - Not really finished, but that wasn't important in this movie. It was compensated by all the other good stuff.
Sound - 10 - Yeah Link's screams are weird.
Violence - 8 - Link on a killing spree! lol
Interactivity - 2 - ...
Humor - 10 - One of the funniest things was the style of the teacher, how he didn't care and stuff. The whole movie was funny actually.

Great work. Keep'em coming!

5/5

RogerregoRRoger responds:

righto, glad you liked it :)
Yeah my style was awfully rough in these days.. i still suck, but am at least a lot more smooth.

[Legend without Zelda BOD2]

You've done it again.

This movie made me laugh during 5 days so here I am the week after I saw it writing the review (not really). But it still was damn funny! Especially the things you took over from the game (aka everything). This is pure gold in .swf format.

Graphics - 10 - Roger Weide graphics --> 10
Style - 10 - Same as always. Quick and fun.
Sound - 10 - Cool fitting music, good sound fx (for the chickens lol)
Violence - 10 - A whole killing spree!
Interactivity - 5 - Erm..
Humor - 10 - HAHA.

So you are officially pronounced to god of funny flash movies.

5/5

RogerregoRRoger responds:

yay, thanks ^^

[Legend without Zelda BOD1]

I love you

Seriously your movies are about the funniest on Newgrounds. Mainly because they are so stupid (not an offence). I love how you used link's screams (he does scream a lot in the game).

Graphics - 10 - You are the best drawer in the universe.
Style - 10 - Very nice animation, and good style of actions too.
Sound - 9 - The screams! And good music.
Violence - 8 - Well there was some violence, but not too much. Great balance.
Interactivity - 5 - Some buttons, yea.
Humor - 10 - As I said I lmao all the time.

And great secret clip too!

5/5

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Best drawer? Ugh O_o;

well at the very least a very recogniseble drawer.. Not sure if that's always a good thing..

[SSBM : C.Falcon's Chaos]

Ownage!

This is a great sprite movie! The cool thing is the speed of events, it makes the fight even harder.

Graphics - 10 - Sprites, and nice ones too.
Style - 10 - Speed, and super special effects!
Sound - 10 - Nice hit sound, and the mario end sound at the end is cool too!
Violence - 10 - How could I not give this a 10?
Interactivity - 5 - ...
Humor - 7 - I laughed, I don't know why.

5/5

rebaz responds:

looooooooll....you fucking rule, glad ya liked it =D

[Dead People Ep#2]

Hell goddamn fucking yeah!

Now that should get daily feature, even if it won't! That was just pure genius. Especially the necro-stuff intro music! And the tough cheese! Very nice, but maybe you could let stuff happen a very little bit faster... But ultra-good movie on overall! :D

Euronymous-666 responds:

Thanks. :) The necro-intro music is by Exhumed, a kickass death metal band, and I thought it suited the moment nicely.

Thanks, and glad you enjoyed it.

:)

[Merry Potter's merry day]

You are god.

Because you actually just made the funniest movie on NG. The shit graphics made it even 454 times funnier! This rocks!

RogerregoRRoger responds:

okay, glad you enjoy it then

[The Madness Of Madness!]

This is so l33t!

It was a bit short, but still, it owns!

Graphics - 10 - Madness graphs!
Style - 10 - Madness style!
Sound - 9 - Fits perfectly.
Violence - 10 - Indeed.
Interactivity - 7 - Again - ? - !
Humor - 10 - Haha how he tips over the dead dude!

5/5

MACception responds:

:) Glad you liked it man, Goshmo did a killer job, and I HAD to do the music for him...the stuff he had before wasn't very good, so I gave it a shot :)

-LP