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Job: Hardcore lazy fucker
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Nice one dude... I never expected you'd make a dress-up game... But it's really good actually! Does your wife know about this? lol no seriously it's a great game, very well made/drawn. And I fucking laughed my ass off with the guys bitching and the heavy objects falling on them. Especially the comments were funny. "Shut up, choir boy!". Eh...
Graphics - 9 - Had to use the zoon, isn't it Denvish?
Style - 8 - Mmm... See trough underwear...
Sound - 10 - Great choice of music. And you even found a fucking sound for the dildo.
Violence - 8 - Well yeah the guys getting squished.
Interactivity - 9 - It's a GAME, which is INTERACTIVE.
Humor - 8 - Again, the guys getting kicked.
Well done dude.
4.5/5
Author's Response:
This was submitted on the day I signed up for an NG account... 3 years + 2days as of this response.
Had a ridiculous number of reviews, too.
I should make another dressup, a top 50 spot would be nice
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Yes, maybe the defend your ass games have been done over and over, but this one is special... Usually you have a (real) turret, and you must defend yourself against army stuff. But here it's different, some little weird guys attacking you? Funny. The gameplay is extremely good, no lag, I suppose the coding is optimized at it's best. This game sure beats my "Wade Defender".
Graphics - 9 - I like the intro where you "fly towards Inglor". And the graphics themselves could've been a little bit better, but they were very good already.
Style - 9 - The style has been used many times, but you really revived it.
Sound - 9 - The little screams were funny, nice music for the game.
Violence - 9 - Enough violence indeed.
Interactivity - 10 - Isn't it?
Humor - 7 - Sheep and evil red cars attacking you? lol.
Not your best game, but still excellent.
5/5
Author's Response:
I don't actually rate this game much, it lacks the re-playability of many other defence games
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You must be about the only person on Newgrounds that is able to make a game like this one. Nobody masters API like you do. The ships that are recalculated, the tunnel, everything was impressively well done.
Graphics - 10 - The 3D that is remade every frame is unique. And nice design too!
Style - 11 - 3D API shooter = 11/10
Sound - 9 - Fits well. Couldn't do better.
Violence - 8 - One of your more 'violent' games, isn't it ;D
Interactivity - 10 - Yes.
Humor - 5 - The overall was so good that I couldn't give less.
And again Denvish owns Newgrounds with an innovative submission only he has the power to make.
5/5
Author's Response:
Thanks =) Yeah, this is my proudest API creation to date. I need to do more 3D stuff.
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I haven't seen many games like that before, and this one has cool controls too! The mouse is the best way to go for games like this (in my opinion). And you have a lot of variation too! Really cool!
Graphics - 9 - They were almost as good as they could be. You could've drawn a few backgrounds, though.
Style - 10 - I like this game style!
Sound - 9 - Good choice of music for a limited filesize! Nice little music player too.
Violence - 6 - The lasers... Maybe.
Interactivity - 9 - The way you use the mouse is great, and I think the little guy goes just as fast as you'd expect him to.
Humor - 7 - I though it was funny.
The only problem was, the laser level. When I was at 3 steps from the end, waiting for the last laser to end, I clicked when I thought the laser was gone, but I still got hit. You could've used hitTest on a little invisible movieclip that appears almost as long as the laser itself, only a few frames less.
But it was a really cool game!
4.5/5 (and since I can't vote 4.5 I voted 5 :P)
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The concept has been used many times, but you modified it well and added cool personal touches, like less arrows, and of course, API! Again I would like to grant you the title of Ultra-over-master-of-API. There are things in the game that many people wouldn't even be able to draw normally. Of course the curbs are easy for some things, but still.
Graphics - 10 - As I said.
Style - 10 - Improvement of an existing style of game. Well done.
Sound - 9 - Sound AND less than 10 kb! You are god.
Violence - 2 - DEWD there are no bloods and goer u sucks!!
Interactivity - 10 - How could I not...
Humor - 3 - ...
The usual: you rule at this.
5/5
Author's Response:
=)
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Very cool game, by Denvish of course! This game is actually a combination of more type of games, which is really cool! And I can't think of anything to improve it. Very well done!
I suppose it wasn't too hard to make, once you had the movieclips. But you really are the king of KB/API games on Newgrounds!
Graphics - 10 - API graphics, and excellent ones too! Nice background and the cart is cool too. And the little symbols on the right, I almost can't believe they're made in API.
Style - 9 - Innovative style of game.
Sound - 8 - Funny little music.
Violence - 2 - No violence... Well you don't need violence in every game, do you?
Interactivity - 10 - Of course, the interactivity gets top marks.
Humor - 4 - Actually the music and the little bubbles were kind of cute, which I count as humor. But who cares.
Extremely well done, Denvish!
5/5
Author's Response:
People tend to underestimate how long it takes to make API games, it actually takes longer than the same game would if I used MCs from the library - since not only does the code to create the graphics have to be generated, but also the code has to all be run from the main timeline, because there are no MCs on stage on which to place the code.
With a game a complex as this, the timeline code ends up being a rather large maze (of 2000+ lines), which can make it tricky to pinpoint bugs too
Thanks for the review
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This soundboard was better than the usual ones. Mainly because the sounds were from Halo, and Halo has some nice "fight comments". But you could use some improvement:
-Make buttons with a short descriptions of the sound. If you don't have enough space, make more pages.
-Sort the sounds.
-Work on the background and "decoration". You can do better than that.
Graphics - 5 - As I said work on the environment. And make nicer buttons.
Style - 5 - Make some drawings of Halo or something.
Sound - 8 - I love Halo sounds.
Violence - 6 - Some of the sounds were a bit stingy, that's good.
Interactivity - 7 - Well you can click the buttons.
Humor - 7 - Funny sounds, too.
I gave this a 3/5.
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Those API games always impress me. EVERYTHING with code. I couldn't do that. Now about the game itself: It was really cool and dynamic, and the mention of highscores is good to make people wanna try again :)
The changing backgrounds are cool too, and again they contibute to the fact you want to try more and more.
Graphics - 10 - This is better than 50% of the flashes drawn by hand on Newgrounds.
Style - 10 - As I already said it's very dynamic, and I'd like to add it's cool grass (I don't know why).
Sound - 0 - None, but that's impossible for a 7.0kb game, isn't it?
Violence - 0 - You can't smack people with the ball. But it's ok.
Interactivity - 10 - Well, it's REALLY interactive.
Humor - 1 - Not THAT funny, huh.
Make more like this (yes I know you already made more).
5/5
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This is a great sprite movie! The cool thing is the speed of events, it makes the fight even harder.
Graphics - 10 - Sprites, and nice ones too.
Style - 10 - Speed, and super special effects!
Sound - 10 - Nice hit sound, and the mario end sound at the end is cool too!
Violence - 10 - How could I not give this a 10?
Interactivity - 5 - ...
Humor - 7 - I laughed, I don't know why.
5/5
Author's Response:
looooooooll....you fucking rule, glad ya liked it =D
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That's a nice fight flash, unlike many others, with a cool special style. The way the guy takes the gun and stuff kinda combines fbf and normal flash. I also like how the guys fall in pieces! And the music is superb! Could you tell me what track/band it is?
4/5
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