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That was extreme yes. And really fast paced, as I like it. I liked the Thwomps coming from everywhere and smashing stuff, as well as the total randomness of events. Like when at once he gets shot to an other stage or he uses the princess to stop the bullet. Stuff like that. People like that. I even thought it was a bit like a Monty Python animated sequence.
Another good point is, you used a lot of different sprites.
Graphics - 10 - Sprites are always good, especially if it are Mario sprites, and if they look just as they were still in the game.
Style - 10 - Extreme hardcore ultra Mario ass kicking, yes sir!
Sound - 8 - Maybe you could've picked a heavier or more "action-packed" song, but this one was ok too. And it's regrettable there were no sound effects.
Violence - 10 - Could there be much more? No.
Interactivity - 6 - 6 as in 666, the number of the BEAST.
Humor - 10 - HAHAHA seriously I laughed.
What YOU get:
5/5 vote
10/10 review
request for the Mario collection
Uhhh.. Someone enjoyed your movie?
Author's Response:
Thank you for the in depth review! I appreciate them! I was gonna add sound effects, but... i didn't :P
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That was really nice to watch, and when you think about it it's true.
I liked the style you used, with the backgrounds moving instead of the person, and that fits perfectly with the type of movie you brought here.
The little people looked funny, and that was a great idea for this style of cartoon too.
Graphics - 10 - What you need for this video.
Style - 10 - Well, I loved it.
Sound - 10 - Again, it's the type of music I'd have used too.
Violence - 8 - Some violence, but that's not what it's all about huh.
Interactivity - 6 - ...
Humor - 9 - I realized death isn't too bad after all and.. and... /cuts self HAHAH no it was funny too
So you get 5/5 and a lot of cheers!
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And I enjoyed playing it for almost an hour! Everything in the game is perfect, funny, and well made.
The movie itself has a funny theme, so the game is even better. Killing boy scouts in your forest, that is. What I really liked was the diversity of enemies, like there were black sun glass wearing boys as well as heavy armed knights. Really funny.
Another good point is the weapon choice. Lawn mowers and huge axes? I say lmao. And the Uber-sword power-up added even more spiciness.
Graphics - 10 - Looked good, even though it was in medium quality. Great outfits for the enemies, too.
Style - 10 - What can I say, it was perfect.
Sound - 10 - Good choice with demon-slayer. And I loved hearing the screams and splats.
Violence - 10 - Dude.
Interactivity - 10 - 10 10 10 10.
Humor - 10 - I've been laughing my ass off for minutes when I started playing.
Conclusion: Keep making stuff like this.
5/5
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But the best thing about this flash is.... THE LAMB OF GOD LYRICS.
Author's Response:
GOODNESS GRACIOUS I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD NOTICE
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Logo, you fucking did it again! I already liked the TooF serie, but adding Offspring really made it insane! I used to really love them and this brought me back to them lol!
You chose the good song too, but it's too bad you didn't do it completely. But then again I know how much goddamn work that is!
Actually it's a great song for a Flash and I'm really glad it's combined with TooF!
Graphics - 10 - TooF graphics lmao, great!
Style - 10 - TooF style! Perfect!
Sound - 10 - OFFSPRING!!
Violence - 10 - Just what we need: not too much but enough for sure!
Interctivity - 8 - Lots of fancy buttons!
Humor - 10 - I just thought it was funny.
LOGO STRIKES AGAIN WITH 5/5!
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I liked watching this movie! It never stopped and there always was movement, which I like! Great song too, I'm glad someone made it into a Flash, even if you kind of "adapted" the story, but everyone interpretation is different I guess.
Graphics - 9 - Well made and the animation was smooth. I know it's hard to draw realistic people, but you did well!
Style - 9 - The speed, and the bounce and pogo texts between the animation made it look even faster and more animated.
Sound - 9 - Great song and band!
Violence - 9 - Plenty of violence at the end! Pogoing in someone's face.. I should try that some day.
Interactivity - 8 - Lyrics and quality control.. All we need.
Humor - 7 - This won't happen I think, but it looked pretty funny.
Overall: 9/10 ~ 5/5
Author's Response:
Heh, my main reason for adapting the story was that I didn't want to animate an orgy =P
As for everything else, well... I've got a lot better now, so I'm hoping that all my future submissions will be much better than this =)
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But how about giving me the audio credits, SINCE I MADE THAT MARIO SONG.
Author's Response:
lmao, some guy sent it to me on msn, im really sorry he never told me who made it. ill update that ;) thanks for telling me
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But as I said is was very improbable that XTC Xtreme 4 would be beaten. However again you managed to combine subtleties of differences in art to create one flash with all the positive points of these styles of art.
I had to tie my arms to my chair not to fap. I do not mean fap to the subtle pornography integrated into the movie, but the hotness of the combination, of the total. You shall enter history as the artist who managed to makes all different types of art one.
Graphics - 10 - As I said.
Style - 10 - XTC XTREME X-NAUT!!!!! MORE HARDCORE THAN HARCORE ITSELF!!!
Sound - 10 - The music helped me concentrate even more on the little subtleties of the flash.
Violence - 10 - Bowser is the most violent person in the world. Adding him to your creation gave it a harder, more powerful look.
Interactivity - 10 - This flash is so beautiful that just watching it is interactive.
Humor - 0 - Real art is serious.
To conclude this review, I must admit already I knew XTC 4 would not be beaten, before opening the flash. However you managed to impress me again! Not many artists can make 2 oeuvres with almost the same greatness as this one.
This fine piece of art deserves a 0, because even a 5 could not match how much this is worth.
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BUTTSNBREASTSFTW
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Dude, this is the climax that art has tried to reach for 10,000 years!! And it was made by you!! You deserve the Nobel prize for art (if that even exists, but probably not). The combination of these pieces of art gives the total an impressive Kolmogorov complexity, a complexity reaching the all-time top paintings and creations!
The music couldn't fit better, except maybe some hardcore brutal death mathcore metal... But that's what I would've used, and what am I compared to such an artist like you??
The laughing bad guys make the piece funny, the agnry faic adds terror, Mr. T and the bunny raping are too hot to be, and the green flashing dude is the hardcore touch to this wonderful piece of art (if we can still call this art, this actually gives a new name to "art"). Finally, the Times New Roman classic StrawberryClock B's give the flash a mystical and legendary touch of classic art in Flash.
Graphics - 10 - Variation, but it still fits together perfectly! I still wonder how you do it!
Style - 10 - X-Naut/XTC style, the perfection itself, as proven by the Kolmogorov complexity.
Sound - 10 - No other track would've fitted this good. It's calm, but has punch too.
Violence - 10 - Hardcore bunny rapes and Mr. T.
Interactivity - 10 - Discovering every aspect of this flash by yourself makes it interactive, without a single button.
Humor - 0 - I usually don't like serious flash movies, but this one totally changed my opinion!
All I can say after this is: MAKE MORE! WE WANT MORE! However I wonder if this will once be beaten. I don't think so.
5/5
Author's Response:
Best. Review. Ever.
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This movie is pretty different from others, because of the silence and the old style. But I loved it nonetheless! It was also a nice parody on the little Mario facts (like Toad instead of the preincess).
Graphics - 10 - Sprites + Old movie style = good
Style - 10 - The classic text screens, the bad quality, I love it all.
Sound - 10 - Silence ftw!
Violence - 9 - Well he did smack Luigi at the end.
Interactivity - 9 - Nice easter egg ;D
Humor - 10 - Well of course
I enjoyed this movies as much as I enjoyed your other movies.
5/5
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