Score: 10

"Thank you so much!"

submission: Casualty in New York City

date: May 21, 2008

I'm a few days late, but it doesn't make the flash less interesting! I found it quite funny and I had been wondering what the theme would be... It's awesome! Also, it's pretty cool how I literally ROCKED NYC =P

Thanks for this flash Bahamut, and I hope I'll be able to make you a flash as well, and in time!

Score: 10

"A classic."

submission: B

date: April 4, 2008

I'm surprised I hadn't reviewed this one yet... The single most controversial flash on Newgrounds. I've enjoyed this flash movie a lot over the times it has been here, and I will continue to do so, undoubtedly. Its graphical simplicity is a pleasing to the eye, and the silence that accompanies it only emphasis the overwhelming marvelousness.

Graphics - 10 - A red Times New Roman capital B. Estimated size: 3 cm height, 2.5 cm width. Relative position (h/v): 0.37/0.4. These measures stroke with the golden ratio like no other work ever did, and is therefor the single most enjoyable graphical work ever produced.
Style - 10 - B.
Sound - 10 - Only a silence as perfect as the one in this movie is worthy of being included in it.
Violence - 10 - Just a bare eyed look at this work matches a triple rape of about 35 minutes.
Interactivity - 10 - Have fun with your B.
Humor - 10 - I lol'd.

I will now proceed and look at this masterpiece some more. You get a 5/5 and a 10/10.

Score: 9

"An awesome game!"

submission: Onslaught 2

date: August 5, 2007

This game is one of my favorite time-killers. Whenever I am bored the odds I'll play this game increase and when I finally think of it, I always feel good just because I know I am going to play it! But enough about me, on to the game itself...

The concept isn't new. Actually, this game starts from the very base of defense games, and then extends it to a complex system of combos and chains. That is something I really like about the game: you and the enemies start off weak, but throughout the game you will have to play smartly to stand a chance against the numberless waves of enemies!

The idea of combos is new to me, and makes the game even more interesting by forcing you to make decisions about which combo you'll build up next. And then, when you finish building and upgrading your turrets, you are rewarded with a moment to breath as the foes get instant-raped by your awesome combo setup.

The main downside of the game are the graphics, which are close to nothing, to be honest. Some Windows icons attacking a square full of stickmen isn't exactly top-of-the-line visualization...

Fortunately, this is greatly compensated by the amazing gameplay. 98% of the time, it feels like you control the situation perfectly. The other 2% are quite a problem though, because the turrets won't always shoot the enemy you'd want them to.

About the sound... The absence of music isn't really a problem to me, as I like to listen to my own music while playing games, but an optional background track wouldn't have been too much, at all. Also, sound effects are sometimes appreciated.

Another positive element would be the boosting turrets, which again, require a strategy if you want to optimize your defenses.

To end this review, I'll just say you deserved a big 5/5!

Score: 10

"Fuck this shit."

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep 6

date: May 27, 2007

This is, without doubt the greatest, most action packed, and funniest sprite movie I have ever seen. And trust me, I have seen many. It combined everyone's favourite heroes, with the cute Yoshis and those umh... Axem dudes or what are they :P

Graphics: 10
Sprites. Nice... This movie's sprites. AWESOME. I have never seen a movie with as many sprites as this one had. Mario and Luigi really had TONS of positions and moves, there were a bunch of different explosions, and so many characters!
Another stunning element were the "3D" parts where the cam turns around the scene. I couldn't have done it better.
Style: 10
SO. MUCH. ACTION!! This was better than a real Dragon Ball Z episode. DBZ isn't actually good, but this sure was ;)
Everything was included: the fights, the worrying cutscenes, the search for the Chaos Emeralds, everything. By the way, good mix between story and action, this is exactly the way I like it.
Sound: 10
I didn't really pay special attention to the sound FX, but I though there were more than enough. Maybe you used only 3, as I said I didn't really listen for that. I COULD watch it again. But I won't do it now. Don't take this bad, but the movie was SO long :P How long is it exactly? 15 minutes? 20? But that doesn't matter now, I'll just watch it again tomorrow then...
The music was awesome, too. It supported the fighting well, thanks to its epic, fast style. Also, nice use of looping!
Nothing special to say about the voices. They were very good, and funny. That's it :P
Violence: 10
I'm not going to say a lot about this part. There was more violence than I've seen in a whole month. I'm not a great fan of violence, actually, but this is a special violence. I don't find it violent. I don't know why. Oh well...
Interactivity: 8
Can't actually blame you for not making it more interactive than the space bar. After all, it's a movie and not a game. You get an 8!
Humor: 10
Oh, shit. I mean, in my pants. Some of the dialogues were EXTREMELY funny. The Luigi-Mario interaction was great too. I can't remember too much for the moment, I'm still stunned by the awesomeness of the movie...

Possible improvements:
MAYBE one. I didn't like the square you put on top of the ?-block Mario stood one when the cam turned around. It was too... drawn.
I'm serious, this is the ONLY thing I found you can improve.

Final Judgement: This goes straight to my favourites. Advice: get yourself a job in the cartoon business. You're gonna get rich. Maybe. I don't know. I have to... I... Excuse me. I think...

YOU GET A 5/5 AND A 10/10!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

;)

Score: 10

"Thank you so much!"

submission: Happy Birthday Casualty!

date: May 18, 2007

This was probably the most awesome birthday Flash ever made! Again, thanks for doing this. You might want to check the Portal on your birthday too ;) (even though neither of us will be home and shit. I'll find something).

Graphics - 10 - Oh look! It's me! Awesome!
Style - 10 - Bahamut Flashes for the WIN!
Sound - 10 - A reference to Lamb of God is enough to me.
Violence - 10 - I felt like rating everything 10. Don't ask why...
Interactivity - 10 - I like those new "Facts and crap" you add to your movies. Keep doing that!
Humor - 10 - I DID laugh throughout the whole flash.

What else is there to say? 5/5 and 10/10!

Score: 10

"Congratulations!"

submission: Pokedeath Adventures

date: April 2, 2007

You made the 100TH submission I added to my favorites! And you greatly deserved it, for this game was one of the most entertaining I played last months!

I just loved how absurd it was and how hard you tackled those Pokemon!

Graphics - 9 - This is your first submission, and you managed to make decent graphics and good effects. Impressive!

Style - 10 - I love the gore style, and the little things like "don't be gay" when you hover the Pokeball. Excellent!

Sound - 10 - Ah, Unreal Tournament taunts! Great idea, I used them myself in my Mario movies. You could have added some heavy music next to the little tune too, but it's cool like that!

Violence - 10 - Violence galore! Even the preloader raped a Pokemon on shooting Pikachu in the balls is tons of fun! I loved the remaining of him when you shot all of his.. eh... parts. Great!

Humor - 9 - I laughed my ass off all the time! At every single thing, like "ok now we wait and listen" or the little sea star.

So yes. This is without doubt a formidable first submission. If you have more like this, I would really like to see it.

Final judgement: 10/10 and 5/5! Congrats again dude!

Score: 10

"I love your cartoons!"

submission: SkyLine Urgency

date: February 21, 2007

Seriously! Those short little things you make are entertaining =P
I just love how your characters don't seem to care and how they just walk around like that. Also, the way you animate is very expresessive which adds even more style to the cartoon.

Graphics - 10 - Your usual graphics, which I like. Keep 'em like that! =) The backgrounds were remarkably nice too, this time.
Style - 10 - That's your strong point! The funny way of moving of the characters, their expressions, all perfect.
Sound - 9 - Again, sound FX would've been nice even though I understand it would be pretty hard to find effects that fit with the cartoon itself as well as with the music. Talking about the music, nice choice again!
Violence - 7 - You even drew blood! Hahaha, no there's no real violence but who cares about that anyway...
Interactivity - 7 - Your fine buttons were handy again. Thanks!
Humor - 9 - What can I say... it was funny... Yeah, I liked how the situation gets further and further from the goal but flips at the end, that's quite funny.

Summary: Yay! I like your cartoons and style, and you should keep making stuff!

Judgment: 5/5 and 10/10! Congrats!

Score: 10

"I enjoyed it!"

submission: U Bend Vortex

date: February 20, 2007

That's a funny idea you had there! It's short, but that's OK, it kind of fits the style by being short.

Graphics - 10 - I loved the graphics. Characters looked funny, especially the part where he checks the toilet after he took a dump =P Good backgrounds too, but it's a bit disappointing that you just copied and flipped the first one to make the second one. Maybe you could've made it more "personal" to the second character.
Style - 10 - Very cute style! I thought it was cool how they hop on the pot and pull the chain.
Sound - 9 - Music fits well, and sound FX aren't really necessary even though they'd add something to the movie.
Violence - 5 - No violence, but who needs violence in this kind of cartoons...
Interactivity - 7 - Maybe there were easter eggs - I dunno. I didn't search either. But the little buttons you added were handy and well done.
Humor - 9 - Well, it WAS funny, so... yeah. The whole concept is funny, actually: vortexes in toilets? Hmm...

Summary: Good job, I'd say! I loved the style (both of the graphics and the animation) and the music added some weird touch to the whole thing. Nice!

Judgment: 5/5 and 10/10

Score: 10

"Even better than all previous editions."

submission: All NG Fads Die!!! 5!!!

date: November 3, 2006

You guys did an excellent job, a better job than previous AFD's, in my opinion. It was slightly longer, and instead of putting everything in, this time I saw ONLY quality work! Every part was different too. I the other AFD episodes, everyone got about the same part.

Graphics - 10 - As I said EVERY single piece was of great quality. No exception.
Style - 10 - AFD style! Will never be beaten.
Sound - 10 - I'm not a big fan of Limp Bizkit (even though he's in every AFD XD) but I love Slayer and Static-X, and I sure enjoy Rage Against The Machine.
Violence - 12 - Violence, the specialty of AFD, and there's plenty too this time!
Interactivity - 10 - Beautiful menu, and full of features. I liked the movie info and the fact that every user said what they killed made it easier to review =P
Humor - 10 - Your Tankmen part was really funny, and as usually in AFD it's a calmer part between two blasts! Great!

Parts I REALLY liked:

Your Tankmen part - As I said it's silence during the storm. I love that.
PimpinJ (Castlecrashers) - Oh, how I laughed here. Really funny how the little green dude comes up. One of the best parts!
Moosh (Lilium) - I never liked that Flash anyway =P
TrippingMetal (SOAP) - This was, in my opinion, the best part. The presentation, the arrival of the AFD balloon, the bomb, and a final phrase. Perfect.
Helbereth (Snake/Optimus) - The longest part, probably. This one was really well animated, and was impressive at the end.
Wasamonster (NAVY commercial) - Another funny part! Nice comments from the sniper dude!
Reyals (Johnny Rocketfinger) - One of the best parts, too. Really funny how you make a menu similar to the game, really!

You know.... Maybe I'll re-join for the next AFD, because this movie sure convinced me to do it! I don't see why I quit in the first place!
Anyway congrats to all and I hope you get lots of cool awards and possibly front page, too. At least I expect you to get front page, because this is a respected NG collab, and it keeps getting better. So it's time people hear about it!

You get a 13/10 review and a 7/5 review (I hacked the NG system, so don't worry about the scores).

So expect to see me for the next issue!

Score: 10

"A work that can only be made by a God..."

submission: Bahamut: ATWI80D 02

date: October 21, 2006

... for I laughed so hard. I had complaints from people living 3 miles away, and now my whole fucking village "fucking hates me". But I don't care. Not at all. I will now be able to spend my last days (thus, thousands of days) watching this movie in a loop. I can't wait until the 3rd episode comes out!

Graphics - 10 - The godly image of Bahamut is enough to score 15/10 on this category.
Style - 10 - The style of this movie is so divine that words would befoul it.
Sound - 10 - The speakonia voices made it 10 times funnier. And it's not really sound but an Iron Maiden poster and a Slayer mention are positive points too =P
Violence - 10 - Sex. Murder. Art.
Interactivity - 10 - This movie was made a way so genius that even watching it was interactive.
Humor - 9^9^9/10 - Because I laughed from the first to the last second.

So that gives you an average of about 99999999/5, but I'll just vote 5 ok?