Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Belgium
Job: Hardcore lazy fucker
"A slip of the tongue, a slit of the throat." - Lamb of God
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104 Reviews | 80 w/ Responses
I like it! Calm start, speeding up, and finally ARSE KICKING! Sounds just like a real metal track I'dpay for. Cheers and long live beer mate!
Author's Response:
Haha, cheers man, yeah beer is good!
More shit like this on the way soooon!
Thanks duuude
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Umh... It's kinda... different! Haha what a funny song. Great job, cheers bastard!
Author's Response:
Well, yeah I was just fucking around. Actually, this was meant to go on my other account that I have on here, but I forgot to log out and it fucking ended up on here... Damn!
Cheeeeeeeers!
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And headbangs come with! Heavy as fuck! The little evil riffs remind me of Slayer, great job! Here, have a beer!
and check out my new bullshit
Author's Response:
Cheers man. Just checked your tune out. Good stuff indeed!
I am having a beer right now! YAY!
Thanks again mate.
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Funny how the beginning and the end parts sounded like the band I saw twice this week end. A hardcore band. Hardcore in both ways.
Rock on bastard!
Author's Response:
O rly? I'm a hardcore bastard then. lol
Rock on my friend! \m/
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"I dare you to pop my eyes out."
Oh wait I'm already reviewing the shit. And it rocks. The drums don't sound too lazy to me, but hey I'm no drummer am I.
I loved it, and I probably jacked off to it while being drunk.
5/5 - 10/10 - Download
Author's Response:
Thx for that sweet review , keep coming here for our first real nice good brutal hardcore metal shit. (It's coming soon!) We're glad you enjoyed this!
Congratz , you've just saved your eyes!
6 billion x 2 = 12 billion
12 billion - 6 = Still 12 billion - 6 eyes to remove.
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I actually had an orgasm when the song sped up, right after the intro. And yes that sounds pretty much like slayer, and some other bands I'm too lazy to remember. Cheers!
5/5 or rather 666/5
Author's Response:
OMGZORZ!
Cheers man! Yeah, the beginning reminds me of Iced Earth, and the rest is pure fucking Slayer, Napalm Death and Pantera! yaaaahhhhh!!!
Thanks for the fucking 666 and the fucking UUURRRGGGHHH!!!
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That's pretty classic, but played well and it still rips ears off, so excellent!
\m/ and 5/5
Author's Response:
WAAAHHHH! Cheers mate! Yeah, fucking yeah!
Thanks for the fucking vote of DEATH!
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Almost as much as I like Necrophagist. And this song could be theirs, but maybe you'd want to add impossible arpeggio solos and some vocals WHILE playing, as if it was nothing ;)
5/5, 10/10, downloads +1
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"Have I yet told you you are god?"
You really are. I would actually PAY for this song if I had to! The lyrics were inventive, and executed very well. BRUTAL AS FUCK. And that's nothing compared to the guitar. A true masterpiece. Fast, brutal, sludge, everything anyone ever wanted! For fucks sake, MAKE A BAD TRACK ONCE. Or wait no, keep making this kind of shit.
By the way, check out my newest shit track. It's pretty funny, because after I uploaded it, I was told it sounded just like a megadeth song, and it does.
Author's Response:
WHOOO! Awesome man! Cheers for the fucking review!!!
Yeah, I like this one, but I wish I tried harder with the vocals because they kind of suck in my opinion.
Anyway, thanks a shitload for the awesome words, and I'll check your new tune out too man!
:-)
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"I am jacking off to this song right now"
I swear. Oh and I voted 5 too!
Author's Response:
haha thx!
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